From azcentral.com: "On Sunday afternoon, fire crews began placing red cloth tags on Show Low homes deemed too vulnerable to save, such as those with shingle roofs or near heavy brush. White tags went on homes they felt they could rescue."
Everything west of the Mississippi is going to burn to the ground; everything east of it is going to suffocate on its own smog and pollution as we enjoy yet another Code Red Day -- when the government declares that perfectly healthy people shouldn't go outside in the ozone-clouded, heat-choked air -- and it's not even July. Once again, humans destroying the planet. I can't even describe how profoundly disturbing I find all of this, there aren't words.

But hey, let's talk about the new Google fun snagged from Jess: When you type in your name followed by the word "is," making sure to use quotation marks around the whole thing so Google recognizes it as a single idea, you get fabulous results:

· Gwen is committed to Tucson
· Gwen is recognized as an engaging, powerful speaker who is an expert at inspiring and encouraging people to defy their laws of impossibility
· Gwen is an undiscovered gold mine
· Onze Gwen is een heel aanhankelijk hondje
· Gwen's in Trouble.
· Gwen is well known in the Niagara Falls community for her charity work
· Gwen is really more of a singer than a rapper
And, my personal favorite: GWEN is designed as an ultra-high powered VLF [150-175 kHz] network intended to survive massive broadband destructive interference produced by nuclear EMP.

Awesome. I'm an acronym for some scary nuclear-age readiness network. Rock on.