Hurrah! Let's hear it for our absolutely Kafka-esque, totally inefficient, tax-dollar-wasting judicial system! Hip hip hooray! (By the way, that's probably the most exclamation points that will *ever* appear in a single entry here, especially in a row. But it's really worth it. Being liberated from jury duty is a new lease on life, I tell you!)

Turns out I was indeed selected for a jury, but the trial was cancelled/postponed/whocaresatleastIdon'thavetogoagain. Woo hoo! The details are interesting but I still feel a little sketchy about posting them here, so I'm going to err on the side of safety and paranoia. Suffice it to say that I've never been so happy to be at work in my entire life.