Wow. Last post was July 2. I am negligent. Very busy, somewhat distracted and negligent.

I am supposed to know how to use GoLive now. GoLive is a reasonably complicated piece of web publishing software made by Adobe, so it looks exactly like Photoshop and ImageReady and all these applications you actually do know how to use, so it tricks you into thinking you know how to use GoLive too. But, see, then you don't. Even after taking a reasonably expensive two-day class all about how to use it (and just the teeny tiny bit of school-like-ness of that class made me long to be in some sort of school-like setting again), even when that class was extremely helpful and worthwhile -- I still don't really understand how to use it. Dirty software. And I don't have the time to figure it out the way it should be figured out, which means I really don't have the time to be blogging.

Television Without Pity is recapping the new season (who knew there was a new season? who will ever watch this show? although you do have to watch it just once to know what the loser people look like so you can visualize while you laugh your way through the recaps) of "Big Brother." I don't have time to be reading that either, so you go do it for me, OK?