So in about two hours, I'll have been on this planet for 24 years. (Insert joke: Which planet were you on before that? Ba-dum-bum. You're hilarious.) Apparantly I share this special day with Evil Keneivel, Arthur Miller and Eminem. The four of us should form a band, or a traveling performance art troupe... we could write plays about witch trials comprised solely of four-letter words, and rap them while playing the oboe (my contribution) and jumping over flaming barrels on our motorcycles. That's my new life plan. :)

Anyway, thank all of you for your nice happy birthday wishes. You're the best.