A first-ever contest here at take it easy! (You can tell I'm feeling inspired by the late hour...) I heard Joe Klein interviewed this morning about his new book -- I'm not about to run out and buy it or anything, but the guy is definitely a good conversationalist and a font of Clinton trivia. Here's the best item: Bill has three quotes in Bartlett's book of quotations. (Don't try to look it up online, you slacker, it's not there yet.) I'll give you the first and easiest one: "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." Can you guess the other two?

You think about your answer quietly in your heads, or email me if you want to be official about it. I will reveal the answer in my next post. Sing the Jeopardy theme music to yourself while you ponder.