OK, time's up:
"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is" and "I didn't inhale". Some of you cheated by looking it up online, but others of you legitimately got one or both of them. Whatever your opinions on Clinton, you have to admit that those quotations are a pretty sad reflection on a presidency. Then again, this article that Scott found explains that most recent presidents don't have much of a quotation legacy.